5/17/2023 0 Comments Heavy rain xboxPeople who can think for themselves and actually possess some intellectual standards have realized that the game is not really new at all. The truth of the matter is that these people are gullible fuckwits who believe that Heavy Rain is unique just because Sony told them that’s what it was. Some people (idiots) believe that I hate Heavy Rain because it is new and unique. Read on as I explain, in no uncertain terms, exactly why Deadly Premonition is blatantly better than Heavy Rain. I am merely a server in truth’s soup kitchen, handing out steamy bowls of righteousness to the hobos of misinformation. Unfortunately for them, the truth has come out. It’s just easier to lash out at somebody else and project all one’s hatred onto an innocent messenger, who was merely spreading the good word. They’re angry at themselves for being so stupid as to believe Heavy Rain is a truly great game, and they are furious at having ignored such a brilliant creation as Deadly Premonition. The truth is, however, they are not angry at me. It may appear as if they’re angry with me for saying a budget game like Deadly Premonition can provide a superior experience to a Triple A, heavily marketed, deceptively derivative console exclusive. Now, people like Tan may look like they’re lashing out at your humble writer. Yesterday, the Destructoid tips line received an email from somebody called Tan with the subject, “JIM STERLING, I HOPE YOUR FAMILY BURNS IN HELL.” Shortly after, we got another saying “YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF XBOX FAGGOTS. Some people were upset by the two reviews. This conclusion can be drawn thanks to logic, which is a thing the Internet uses to make decisions based on ideas a thirteen-year-old had. We love the Xbox 360 and want to have sex with it. This comes just weeks after we reviewed Heavy Rain and gave it a score of 7. Yesterday we reviewed Deadly Premonition and gave it a score of 10.
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